Fun 50th Birthday Gift Ideas for Men - Things Guys Actually Like

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By Chris Telden

You might think the man in your life who's reaching his half-century milestone already has everything he could want or need, but fear not! Here are some cool, affordable gift ideas I've compiled just for men celebrating the year 50. From husbands to coworkers, there should be something here that will satisfy him, have a personalized sort of feel, and be gentle on your budget.

Humor Always Works

Gag Gifts for a Laugh

What would a half-century birthday be without a wisecracking gag gift?

From mugs to puns to slogans serving as "over the hill" jabs in the ribs, every soon-to-be-50-year-old man knows it's coming.

And then there's the book, Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty. Renown authors recount their strategies for making it to this milestone year with humor, sage wisdom, and frankness.

For more hilarious gag gifts, see these suggestions for 50th birthday joke gifts for men.

Now, humorous gifts break the ice at parties. But do him a favor and don't just gag-gift him. He deserves a serious gift, too. The man is leaving his fiftieth decade and entering his sixtieth, a true milestone to honor.

Megapro Original 15in1 Mult-bit Screwdriver
Amazon Price: $15.00
List Price: $24.38
Leatherman 830039 New Wave Multitool with Leather/Nylon Combination Sheath
Amazon Price: Too low to display
List Price: $93.00

Gift Suggestions for Tool Lovers

Here's a cool gift idea if the man in question likes tools. If he is at all handy, then he can always use another tool. The problem is, if you get him the wrong tool - a 6mm paring chisel instead of an 8mm timber chisel, for example - look out!

What I've come up with to solve this problem is a threefold choice, hand-picked by me, the wife of a carpenter: the ideal screwdriver, the ideal multitool, and a cool vintage tool catalog.

The screwdriver is one of the niftiest around, and there's a good chance he doesn't already have it - it also won't break the bank.

The multitool is the classic Leatherman, a durable, convenient device that contains just the tools he needs to, um, spontaneously change a lightbulb or whatever. Even if he already has a Leatherman - and so many guys do - eventually the knife gets dull, and he'd probably be thrilled with a new one.

For a more eclectic idea, hunt down an old vintage Stanley Tools Catalogue. These small catalogs from the first half of the 20th century used the spelling “catalogue,” and they're sold wherever collectibles are sold. If he's a tool hound, he'll love it - he'll spend hours poring over the tools illustrations and the text.

Unusual Idea: Meat for His 50th

Grass-Fed Beef for a meat lovin' man.

100% Grass-fed beef, if you haven't already heard, is reputed to be healthier for your heart and cholesterol level than even organic grain-fed beef, due to the high ratio of omega-3 fatty acids to omega-6 fatty acids.

Whether or not that's true, grass-fed is the way beef were raised and finished for centuries before agribusiness started using grain to fatten up cattle. Given that man ate cattle that roamed the range and didn't have access to oats and other grains, there's a good chance that the human body is better adapted to 100% range-fed beef than the alternative.

But its healthy qualities aside, grass-fed beef is utterly delicious, with a distinct taste that will help a man remember his 50th birthday as the tastiest ever. Leaner than grain-fed beef, you cook it for a shorter time and at a lower temperature so it doesn't get too tough.

Get him a stock of a hundred percent grassfed beef for his freezer, so he can enjoy this delicious beef for ages.

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Make Him Glad He's Reached an Awesome Milestone. Photo Courtesy of http://www.flickr.com/photos/mysza/2080895858/ under Creative Commons Attribution License

Comfort and 50 Go Together Like Cake and Icing...

As I said above, chances are good that he has a lot of what he wants. But by fifty, he's also probably begun to notice the wear in certain body parts, even if he doesn't want to admit it.

So if you're looking for luxury items that are also practical, then think ergonomics for his birthday. Think slippers that are unlike any he's ever slid his feet into. Or the classic electric shaver.

Think the simple but ingenious Body Back Buddy. Or an ergonomic chair, or an aromatherapy wake-up clock. Think sports massage gift certificate. Think a new pair of shoes that doesn't have the arch support worn down.

Give him the birthday gift of comfort, just at this crucial time when he's becoming acutely aware that he's no longer thirty and his bones are beginning to creak...you get the idea. Make him feel better.

Panasonic ES-LA93-K Men's 4-Blade (Arc 4) Multi-Flex Dual-Motor Wet/Dry Nanotech Rechargeable Electric Shaver with Vortex Cleaning System, Black
Highly rated luxury shaver for men.
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List Price: $399.99
Minnetonka Men's 3831 Twin Gore Sheepskin Slipper,Tan,7 M US
Minnetonka sheepskin slippers. Minnetonka is a trusted brand for well-made sheepskin moccasins and slippers.
Amazon Price: $68.95
Body Back Buddy
Okay, I'm not a man, but I own the Body Back Buddy and if he has any interest at all in therapeutic massage, he'll appreciate this tool for reaching tight points on his trapezius muscle (upper back).
Amazon Price: $34.95
List Price: $39.95
Guys Like Celebrations That Aren't Your Everyday Thing... Photo Courtesy of http://www.flickr.com/photos/marvin_lee/3500742855/ under Creative Commons Attribution License
Guys Like Celebrations That Aren't Your Everyday Thing... Photo Courtesy of http://www.flickr.com/photos/marvin_lee/3500742855/ under Creative Commons Attribution License

Practical 50th Birthday Gift Ideas

Help Him Stock Up.

Most guys don't want much that's fancy. But a good, plain gift can be hard to find.

Your birthday boy has probably got a full closet of ties, sweaters, socks, and other easy-to-get clothing.

What he wants is something practical, something he can use, but that he doesn't yet know he needs. Will he turn up his nose at a 5-year's supply of motor oil or antifreeze? Doubtful.

But be careful - no 50-year-old man wants a birthday gift that means he has to do something he doesn't like to do. So forget about the auto supplies if he doesn't like to tinker with the car. And only get him a new lawn mower blade if he's really okay with mowing his lawn.

Or get him a big ol' bag of whatever everyday supplies he's running out of. Trust me - in these challenging economic times, it will only get a laugh, especially if you include a birthday card with a tongue-in-cheek quote, like "Here are 100 packs of disposable razors--look for 100 more in another half century."

For some more ideas about less common gifts for guys, read Unusual Gifts for Men.

Gadgets and Gizmos

Many guys who go crazy for gadgets would nevertheless not go to the trouble of getting one for themselves. So get him a fancy flashlight - one he's probably heard of but not bothered to upgrade to. Coast LED flashlights truly are in a class of their own and are favored by professionals.

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Make His 50th Birthday Present Something He'll Remember Long After the Cake is Gone. Photo courtesy of http://www.flickr.com/photos/22863752@N06/2549011883/ under Creative Commons Attribution License.

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